Non, ce n’est pas un post de blog déprimé et déprimant. C’est quelques expérimentations avec le jeu real lives. Voici quelques extraits éprouvants de mes vies virtuelles en étant né à:
44 years old: A major tropical storm has hit Haiti. 68 people have died and 750,000 others have been affected. My family and I were not directly affected. My father has had malaria. My father has trichuriasis (whip worm). My brother Jacques has become an alcoholic.
46 years old: My son Bernard has died at age 5 in a road traffic accident.
48 years old: My son Serge has cutaneous leishmaniasis.
6 years old: Began school. My mother has died at age 41 from kidney disease.
9 years old: My father has died at age 45 from suicide. My brother Kingo has moved out on his own.
14 years old: Receiving public assistance. Decided to steal. Stole goods worth 2,078,431 yen. Took up smoking.
15 years old: Decided not to give money to charity. Decided to steal. Stole goods worth 1,788,744 yen. Met a new girl I like very much, named Kiyoko Fujita. Rejected by Kiyoko Fujita.
17 years old: Began work as a beggar. Receiving public assistance. Borrowed 100000 yen in a one-year loan.
18 years old: Decided to steal. Stole goods worth 1,409,624 yen. Decided to commit a burglary. Caught attempting a burglary. Sentenced to 2 years in prison.
29 years old: I am suffering from clinical depression.
17 years old: Decided not to smoke cigarettes. Avoided using drugs. Met a new girl I like very much, named Yvonne Vidal. We’ve begun seeing each other.
18 years old: Yvonne and I are now engaged. Yvonne Vidal and I got married this year. My wife Yvonne has graduated from secondary school. My wife Yvonne began college.
34 years old: My wife Yvonne has become an alcoholic.
39 years old: I’ve become an alcoholic.
71 years old: My sister Giselle’s girlfriend Pauline has diabetes. My wife Yvonne has died at age 71 from an accident caused by senile dementia.
73 years old: Died at age 73 from a heart attack.
3 years old: Sister Seble born. My sister Seble has had malaria.
4 years old: My sister Seble has had measles.
5 years old: I’ve developed goiter.
18 years old: Hurt in an accident.
19 years old: I’ve developed goiter. Dropped out of school. Need to look for a job.
21 years old: I have schistosomiasis.
22 years old: I’ve developed goiter. I have hookworm.
24 years old: A famine or food shortage has hit Ethiopia. 8,639 people have died and 6,100,000 others have been affected. Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities. Executed by government security police.
Grozny, Russie (en tant que femme)
5 years old: A major fire has hit Russia. 15 people have died and 72,000 others have been affected. My father has died at age 45 from suicide.
50 years old: My boyfriend Jamil and I are now engaged.
51 years old: Jamil Javed Akhtar and I got married this year.
52 years old: I’ve contracted tuberculosis. I was raped.